Benzene- One ring to rule them all

The Element of Indifference

I Must Be Nerdy

R-CH2OH Fueled Love Machine

Chemistry – It’s Like Cooking, Just Don’t Lick The Spoon

Did You Hear Oxygen And Magnesium Got Together?

Screw Lab Safety, I Want Superpowers

According to chemistry, Alcohol is a solution

Wanna talk about sodium

Water to wine reaction

Ferrous wheel chemistry joke

Wearer may attempt science

I’m A Genius

Absolute Zero Is The Coolest

Please Input Caffine

Fluorine, Iodine and Neon

Copper tellurium pickup line

Biohazard Sign

Heisenberg Are You Sure

The Element of Surprise

I Enjoy Chocolate Periodically

I enjoy Bacon periodically

Dude, I think you’re overreacting

The base is under a salt!

If you aren’t part of the solution..

Chemist Swag

In order to understand recursion

I’m a Programmer, I write Code

I Design Websites, I Don’t Fix Computers

Binary – It’s as Easy as 1, 10, 11 (1,2,3)

Black Coffee Please

CSS Ninja Joke

Web Developers do it with style

CSS Wife

CSS Ghost

ASCII Stupid Question Get A Stupid ANSI

Binary in Binary

Will Code For Beer

Yes, I’m A Website Designer

Will Code for food

If At First You Don’t Succeed

Real Programmers Count From Zero

While not successful, try again

SIC – As it was written

Hip Hip Array

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again

Leaning Tower of Pisa CSS

Coding is life

Code Blooded

C++

C dos run

Nerd Inside

Its not a bug, its a hidden feature

My t-shirt is loading

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Boobs – HTML tag

Eat, Sleep, Code

Control Alt Delete

Java Hello World!

C++ Hello World!

Free Bugs

CSS to my HTML

To be or not to be

Gimme a break! (HTML)

Programming today quote

Don’t comment your code

I Heart Coding

Programmers Don’t Byte!

Java programmers C#

Windows BSOD

T-Shirt.exe is loading

I heart CSS

Real Programmers

Gamer Inside

Gamers don’t die

Winterhold College of Arcane Arts

Breaking bad – tight tight tight

Breaking Bad – C10H15N (Methamphetamine)

Breaking Bad – Bitch (Jesse Pinkman)

Eat, Sleep, Game

Find x – Here it is!

Mathlete

Limits

I Love Math (logarithmic)

This guy knows the last digit of pi

Prime numbers are evil

Identity crisis math

Quadratic Formula

x² x³ Are You Religious

My love is not imaginary, its just complex

Fake ID

Pythagorean Triangle

Math Problems? Call number

Apple Pie – Apple on top of pi

How to say I love you with math

Eat, Sleep, Calculus

Complementary angles

Volume = pizza

Dear Math – Problems

A-cute angle

pi – nom nom

Be unique – binary

Pi and infinity – always so distant

Octopi – 8 pi’s

mmmmm pi – bite the pie

Sex equals Fun (integral e^x)

May the Force be with you

What’s your sine?

I’m always right

Arrrrr. I’m a pi – rate

Entropy burgers

What’s your sine?

two plus two equals five

Don’t be such a third derivative

Are my TAN lines showing?

Math- Universe Likes this

And God Said Let There Be EMR

You’re so Obtuse

Just keepin’ it real

I’m Feeling Golden (Ratio)

Come to the nerd side, we have pi

Get real!

Never drink and derive

Mathematicians are Sexy

First sine of madness

I ate some pi

2x dx

Nikola Tesla Portrait Bust

You Have to Learn the Rules of the Game – Einstein

Albert Einstein Portrait Bust

Black Hole – Once you go black

Trust me, I’m an engineer

Research – Einstein

My drinking school has an engineering problem

Engineer’s Motto: If it isn’t broken

I’m Here Because You Broke Something

Unlike Protons, I Don’t Deal With Negativity

Limit GPA to zero

To an engineer, the glass is twice the size it needs to be

Think Like a Proton, Stay Positive

You’re sodium (So damn) cute

The glass is always full, technically

Caution Electrically Charged Particles

Human vs Engineer Heartbeat

Venn Diagram of knowledge – Engineering

I’m an Engineer

Male, Female, Engineer

Light Speed Limit

Certified Quantum Mechanic

Science-Molecule

Physics is attractive – magnet

I think I lost an electron

Is it Solipsistic in here?

Resistance is futile

Schrodinger’s cat

Fat People are harder to kidnap

If this shirt looks blue, you’re going too fast

I Don’t Want A Relationship, I Want A Spaceship

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you

Ludwig van Beethoven Portrait Bust

Johann Sebastian Bach Portrait Bust

Johann Sebastian (I’ll Be) Bach Portrait Bust

Johann Sebastian Bach (Off) Portrait Bust

WiFi – I Need It

Music Notes – Looking sharp today

You read my t-shirt

My love is not imaginary, its just complex

I would Flirt With You, But I’d Rather Seduce You With My Awkwardness

I Logged Out For This?

I hate Comic Sans

College Stud

To Infinity And Beyond

This is What an Awesome Nerd Looks Like

That’s Too Much Bacon Said No One Ever

I’m Not Anti-social; I’m Just Not User Friendly

That’s what she said

Things I hate – irony

Hyperbole is the best thing ever

So I became awesome

Go away

Multiple Variations of Nerd

Sarcasm, The Minds Natural Defense Against Stupidity

Multiple Variations of Geek

Yellow Light – Challenge Accepted

Irony – The opposite of wrinkly

Horny?

FBI – Female Body Inspector

PETA – People eating tasty animals

I have dyslexia (Sex daily)

Danger – Genius at work

Bass Clef Heart – Music

The I in team is in the A-Hole

T-Rex Hates Pushups

Wanna Make out? – Backflip

Wanna Go Out? – Backflip

The worst part about censorship

BEER (Bear and Deer)

Naked Banana

Bacon – Duct tape of food

She Wants the D

Derp – Meme

Home is where your wifi connects automatically

9 Planets

Most intelligent person – citation

Telekinesis- raise my hand

wysinotwyg (What you see is not what you get)

I found this humerus

Bach notes

Ternary Joke

Feeling so fly like a G6