Relativistic Designs

In order to understand recursion

I Design Websites, I Don’t Fix Computers

Black Coffee Please

Binary – It’s as Easy as 1, 10, 11 (1,2,3)

Calculator Boobies

Benzene- One ring to rule them all

Binary in Binary

Did You Hear Oxygen And Magnesium Got Together?

CSS Ninja Joke

Screw Lab Safety, I Want Superpowers

Unlike Protons, I Don’t Deal With Negativity

CSS Ghost

Absolute Zero Is The Coolest

Find x – Here it is!

Web Developers do it with style

This is What an Awesome Nerd Looks Like

If At First You Don’t Succeed

Chemistry – It’s Like Cooking, Just Don’t Lick The Spoon

The Element of Indifference

Johann Sebastian Bach Portrait Bust

I Logged Out For This?

Johann Sebastian (I’ll Be) Bach Portrait Bust

I’m Here Because You Broke Something

Johann Sebastian Bach (Off) Portrait Bust

Yes, I’m A Website Designer

That’s Too Much Bacon Said No One Ever

WiFi – I Need It

ASCII Stupid Question Get A Stupid ANSI

Ludwig van Beethoven Portrait Bust

I would Flirt With You, But I’d Rather Seduce You With My Awkwardness

Research – Einstein

Black Hole – Once you go black

CSS Wife

R-CH2OH Fueled Love Machine

Nikola Tesla Portrait Bust

Have You Tried Turning It Off And On Again

You Have to Learn the Rules of the Game – Einstein

Sarcasm, The Minds Natural Defense Against Stupidity

Fat People are harder to kidnap

Caution Electrically Charged Particles

Albert Einstein Portrait Bust

Mathlete

Multiple Variations of Nerd

Will Code For Beer

Limits

Real Programmers Count From Zero

I Don’t Want A Relationship, I Want A Spaceship

Trust me, I’m an engineer

Multiple Variations of Geek

I Love Math (logarithmic)

To Infinity And Beyond

Leaning Tower of Pisa CSS

I’m A Genius

If this shirt looks blue, you’re going too fast

My drinking school has an engineering problem

Will Code for food

I Must Be Nerdy

I’m Not Anti-social; I’m Just Not User Friendly

I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you

Engineer’s Motto: If it isn’t broken

I Enjoy Chocolate Periodically

Music Notes – Looking sharp today

Beethoven fifth symphony

You read my t-shirt

While not successful, try again

This guy knows the last digit of pi

SIC – As it was written

Prime numbers are evil

Identity crisis math

Quadratic Formula

x² x³ Are You Religious

My love is not imaginary, its just complex

Hip Hip Array

Fake ID

According to chemistry, Alcohol is a solution

Coding is life

Code Blooded

C++

C dos run

Pythagorean Triangle

Wanna talk about sodium

Nerd Inside

Math Problems? Call number

Limit GPA to zero

I hate Comic Sans

To an engineer, the glass is twice the size it needs to be

Apple Pie – Apple on top of pi

How to say I love you with math

Gamer Inside

Eat, Sleep, Calculus

Complementary angles

College Stud

Water to wine reaction

That’s what she said

Things I hate – irony

You’re sodium (So damn) cute

The glass is always full, technically

i++ keep on improving

Volume = pizza

Hyperbole is the best thing ever

Human vs Engineer Heartbeat

So I became awesome

Go away

Gamers don’t die

Dear Math – Problems

Yellow Light – Challenge Accepted

A-cute angle

Its not a bug, its a hidden feature

pi – nom nom

My t-shirt is loading

Be unique – binary

Venn Diagram of knowledge – Engineering

Pi and infinity – always so distant

Octopi – 8 pi’s

mmmmm pi – bite the pie

Irony – The opposite of wrinkly

I’m not racist, I hate everyone

Horny?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Think Like a Proton, Stay Positive

FBI – Female Body Inspector

Ferrous wheel chemistry joke

Boobs – HTML tag

PETA – People eating tasty animals

I have dyslexia (Sex daily)

Danger – Genius at work

Bass Clef Heart – Music

The I in team is in the A-Hole

T-Rex Hates Pushups

Winterhold College of Arcane Arts

Wanna Make out? – Backflip

Wanna Go Out? – Backflip

The worst part about censorship

BEER (Bear and Deer)

Naked Banana

Bacon – Duct tape of food

Breaking bad – tight tight tight

Breaking Bad – C10H15N (Methamphetamine)

Breaking Bad – Bitch (Jesse Pinkman)

Eat, Sleep, Code

Male, Female, Engineer

Sex equals Fun (integral e^x)

Control Alt Delete

Java Hello World!

C++ Hello World!

Light Speed Limit

She Wants the D

Free Bugs

May the Force be with you

Derp – Meme

Eat, Sleep, Game

CSS to my HTML

What’s your sine?

To be or not to be

Home is where your wifi connects automatically

Gimme a break! (HTML)

Programming today quote

Don’t comment your code

I Heart Coding

Wearer may attempt science

9 Planets

Programmers Don’t Byte!

Java programmers C#

Certified Quantum Mechanic

Please Input Caffine

Science-Molecule

Windows BSOD

Most intelligent person – citation

I’m always right

Physics is attractive – magnet

Canadium (Ehhh?)

Arrrrr. I’m a pi – rate

Entropy burgers

What’s your sine?

Telekinesis- raise my hand

Fluorine, Iodine and Neon

Copper tellurium pickup line

I think I lost an electron

Is it Solipsistic in here?

two plus two equals five

Don’t be such a third derivative

Are my TAN lines showing?

Biohazard Sign

Math- Universe Likes this

Heisenberg Are You Sure

And God Said Let There Be EMR

The Element of Surprise

You’re so Obtuse

I’m a Programmer, I write Code

wysinotwyg (What you see is not what you get)

Just keepin’ it real

I’m Feeling Golden (Ratio)

I enjoy Bacon periodically

Resistance is futile

Come to the nerd side, we have pi

I found this humerus

Dude, I think you’re overreacting

The base is under a salt!

Get real!

Never drink and derive

Bach notes

Mathematicians are Sexy

T-Shirt.exe is loading

I heart CSS

Ternary Joke

Feeling so fly like a G6

If you aren’t part of the solution..

First sine of madness

I ate some pi

Real Programmers

Chemist Swag

2x dx

I love dinosaurs (IE)

Schrodinger’s cat