Professor Werner Heisenberg is speeding down the highway, when a cop pulls him over. The cop walks up to his car and asks, “Excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were going?” And Heisenberg responds, “No…but I know exactly where I am!”

As far as laziness goes..

The Ghostbusters are responsible for 2 standard deviations worth of Paranormal Distribution

I’m a Programmer, I cannot spell.

You’re SO Obtuse!!

Only the Avatar is a master of this element. And ninjas.

Speaking of ninjas.. This is Kakashi’s Sharingan, but you already knew that.

And Maxwell Said..

If anybody says he can think about quantum physics without getting giddy, that only shows he has not understood the first thing about them.

~Niels Bohr